Engineer friend of Paul’s brother: so how long have you guy been married?
Paul: About 20 years
Me: Yep, we had an arranged marriage and were sealed when I was 7 and Paul was 15.
Engineer: Wait, really?
(at once) Me: No! / Paul: Yes!
Engineer: ok…
We are the worst.
It's about feelings, nothing more than feelings.

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