If you like me, you’re either white trash or gay. Just kidding! Nope, not kidding.

Guess what? Tweetie 2 is the best Twitter iPhone app. It’s a fact

Happy Birthday Sesame St

Hey cool, Weezer made another Weezer album.

Internet’s back. Can someone recap the Internet’s past 3 hours for me?

The Internet is down shhrjwkairnndkwlsbritjxkd

LOLing too loudly at this RT @PFTompkins: Rest easy, everyone! They finally captured that file cabinet murder gang! http://twitpic.com/o5i63

Attn sir in the black BMW with the vanity “NUTFLSH” lic plate, I think I speak for everyone driving behind you when I say “what the fuck?!”

The tiny neighbor boy is dressed as astroboy and running around the yard killing invisible things with his trick r treat bag #ilovehalloween

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