Guess what? Tweetie 2 is the best Twitter iPhone app. It’s a fact
If you like me, you’re either white trash or gay. Just kidding! Nope, not kidding.
Hey cool, Weezer made another Weezer album.
Internet’s back. Can someone recap the Internet’s past 3 hours for me?
The Internet is down shhrjwkairnndkwlsbritjxkd
LOLing too loudly at this RT @PFTompkins: Rest easy, everyone! They finally captured that file cabinet murder gang! http://twitpic.com/o5i63
Attn sir in the black BMW with the vanity “NUTFLSH” lic plate, I think I speak for everyone driving behind you when I say “what the fuck?!”
The tiny neighbor boy is dressed as astroboy and running around the yard killing invisible things with his trick r treat bag #ilovehalloween
